You'll Probably Want to Read This All The Way Through

 This is basically a compilation of things that I may or may not have been tempted to post on Facebook. Consider it a blooper reel of ideas.


Why is there so much cat litter on the kitchen table??

I'm getting really good at procrastinating.

If my cat could get her butt off of my keyboard, that would be great. Actually, if she could now get her butt off of ME, that would be even better.

I'm pretty sure I know why there's cat litter on the kitchen table...

ARGH! I forgot to drink coffee out of my pirate mug for "Talk like a pirate" day!!!
*Walks the plank out of shame*

I really wish I hadn't just stepped in a giant pile of dog drool. True story, I have unfortunately conditioned him to salivate at the sound of me eating an apple because I keep positively reinforcing the behaviour by giving him the core. Considering pairing an unconditioned stimulus with my apple eating for instant drool at hilarious times. You know that would be ridiculous...

Half a cup more of coffee and then I'll be able to finish this assignment..

And take a shower..

And clean the house..

And basically take over the world. (I love caffeine!! :):):))

That hilarious moment when your sister belches after eating cereal and the dog burps in reply. He even matched frequencies. Truly impressed.